Hey. So listen, I’ll be the first person to admit my life is FAAAAAAAR from perfect. I try to use humor to get over things. The more I joke about it the better I’m feeling and hence moving on from what just made the blood inside my body boil. Will this matter tomorrow? Better yet, will it even matter until the next thing that comes along to piss me off? No. So I have to choose my battles. So here it is. While I was upstairs getting ready, cleaning the bathroom, putting the baby in for a nap, and tweezing my ever bushy eyebrows, I came downstairs with a fairytale in my head that the morning mess would be picked up! 

I present, #husbandshaming at its finest.  

 
Sorry Dan. But I’m choosing to not be a bitch out loud to you today since SILVER LINING we get a day off together!!! #hugs #kisses #hopefullysomenaptimesex #sorrynotsorry 

This is who I am. I made this video to send to my girlfriends who understand me and figured instead of bothering Dan with my bitchiness today, I’ll laugh about it with you guys 🙂

Life is not always dazzling and enchanted, but for fucks sake it is funny!   Now, to clean this flophouse…..